FEEDBACK LOOP: WEARING PANTS BACKWARDS

MANDATE OF THE MONTH: WEAR PANTS IN REVERSE ORDER

By order of the Ministry of Fashionable Chaos, it is hereby decreed that from this day forward, pants shall be worn in the reverse order of their original configuration. Yes, you heard us right: BACKWARDS!

Compliance is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

1. Fashionable disapproval
2. Public shaming
3. Loss of social standing
4. Mandatory attendance to a reeducation camp